Who Was Missing From Taylor Swift’s Miami Squad?

On the one-year anniversary of 1989’s launch, Taylor Swift took her victory lap for the album’s enormous success with an enormous live performance at Miami’s AmericanAirlines Enviornment. And in essentially the most controversial Miami–associated popular culture occasion since “The Determination,” Swift unveiled her Miami squad. Who made the minimize? Pitbull (DALE!), Dwyane Wade, and Ricky Martin. That’s fairly good, if an unusually testosterone-heavy lineup for a Swift squad annex. However Miami is an enormous metropolis, and Taylor’s squad there must develop to the scale of her “Unhealthy Blood” video forged. Having misplaced a few of her Nashville base throughout her controversial transfer from nation into pop, Taylor must reclaim the South greater than ever. Listed here are solutions for the way Taylor can fill out the clean areas in her Miami squad.

Miami Movie star Information Leisure Gloria Estefan

How may Taylor neglect to ask essentially the most highly effective diva in Miami musical historical past to hitch her onstage? Is it as a result of Taylor can’t do the conga? It’s most likely that. Estefan has taken on a decrease public profile lately, however she would most likely have come out to be inducted into the squad. They’ve a few issues in frequent. Swift and Estefan share a love of unhealthy boys, and so they have a ton of Grammys. If she will be able to’t get Gloria, Taylor ought to on the very least attempt for the remainder of the Miami Sound Machine.

Miami Movie star Information Leisure 2 Reside Crew

Taylor has been dipping her toe into the rapper pool, collaborating with Kendrick Lamar and bringing rappers like Nelly and now Pitbull onstage. It’s time she received into the Jacuzzi with Uncle Luke. When you take heed to the subtext of a few of Taylor’s sultrier songs, you’ll understand she’s not to date distanced from “Me So Attractive.” And if you boil it down, aren’t songs like “Pop That Pussy” and “Throw the ‘D’” about woman energy? It’s time Taylor lets herself be as nasty as she actually desires and announce that her subsequent album will probably be all Miami bass. Taylor can welcome them to the stage, and in return they’ll say, “WELCOME 2 THE FUCK SHOP, TAYLOR!”

Miami Movie star Information Leisure William H. Macy

I guess you had no thought William H. Macy was from Miami! I say that as a result of I had no thought William H. Macy was from Miami. That’s as a result of he’s the WORLD’S GREATEST ACTOR! You most likely thought this lovable everyman was born within the coronary heart of the Midwest due to Fargo, however no, you can not spell “William H. Macy” with out “Miami.” Including Macy to your squad has by no means been a nasty thought. Consider all of the squads he has helped together with his presence: He’s an authentic member of David Mamet’s squad and has executed squad duties for Mamet in Oleanna, State and Fundamental, and Wag the Canine. He’s proudly within the Mr. Holland’s Opusquad and Paul Thomas Anderson’s final Altmanesque megasquads in Boogie Nights and Magnolia. Even the Jurassic Park III squad was enlivened by his presence. And allow us to not overlook his contributions to TV squads on Sports activities Evening and Shameless. When you don’t have William H. Macy in your squad, is it even a squad price having?

Miami Movie star Information Leisure Rick Ross

What do Rick Ross and Taylor Swift have in frequent? They each understand how a lot it hurts to get referred to as a faux bitch. No matter you’re feeling about Taylor, you can not deny how a lot she has bossed up this yr as the results of hustling day by day.

Miami Movie star Information Leisure Yngwie Malmsteen

As Taylor has shifted from nation to pop, she has misplaced one factor: candy, candy guitar shreds. Yngwie Malmsteen, the Swedish guitarist who now lives in Miami, could be a significant asset who may assist Taylor get well her shreddingness quotient. Positive, all of us like “Model” now, however think about how way more sleazily ’80s it may get if it had a protracted, sweaty, technically good guitar solo by Yngwie Malmsteen.

Miami Movie star Information Leisure Trina

How dare you come to Florida and never invite Da Baddest Bitch onstage? How dare you! The Diamond Princess would make an excellent addition to Taylor’s squad particularly now that she’s a free agent, not contractually obligated to be within the Slip-N-Slide squad with Trick Daddy. Trina may educate Taylor a factor or 12 about breakup songs — she’s written each “fuck you” and “love you” songs about ex Lil Wayne, priceless revenges, and pillow discuss (“to please me you gotta sleep in it”). Truly, fuck Trina becoming a member of Taylor’s squad. Taylor wants to hitch Trina’s.

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